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LIST: Misheard Country Lyrics

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CMT has a list of the Most Misheard Country Lyrics.Ā Here are a few of my favorites, with the misheard and real lyrics.

Knockin' Boots, Luke Bryan

  • Misheard:Ā Yeah, birds need bees / And I sneeze whiskey.
  • Real:Ā Yeah, birds need bees / And ice needs whiskey.

I Am That Man, Brooks & Dunn

  • Misheard:Ā I am Batman.
  • Real:Ā I am that man.

Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash

  • Misheard:Ā I'm stuck in wholesome prison.
  • Real:Ā I'm stuck in Folsom Prison.

Friends in Low Places, Garth Brooks

  • Misheard:Ā I'm not big on sausage gravy.
  • Real:Ā I'm not big on social graces.

You'll Think of Me, Keith Urban

  • Misheard:Ā Take your cat and leave my shredder.
  • Real:Ā Take your cap and leave my sweater.

Take a Little Ride, Jason Aldean

  • Misheard:Ā Slide your pretty little cellphone over.
  • Real:Ā Slide your pretty little self on over.

T-Shirt, Thomas Rhett

  • Misheard:Ā We had pantyhose and a view of the parking lot.
  • Real:Ā We had a patio with a view of a parking lot.

Should've Been a Cowboy, Toby Keith

  • Misheard:Ā Wearin' my sex shoes.
  • Real:Ā Wearing my six-shooter.

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