LIST: Misheard Country Lyrics


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CMT has a list of the Most Misheard Country Lyrics. Here are a few of my favorites, with the misheard and real lyrics.

Knockin' Boots, Luke Bryan

  • Misheard: Yeah, birds need bees / And I sneeze whiskey.
  • Real: Yeah, birds need bees / And ice needs whiskey.

I Am That Man, Brooks & Dunn

  • Misheard: I am Batman.
  • Real: I am that man.

Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash

  • Misheard: I'm stuck in wholesome prison.
  • Real: I'm stuck in Folsom Prison.

Friends in Low Places, Garth Brooks

  • Misheard: I'm not big on sausage gravy.
  • Real: I'm not big on social graces.

You'll Think of Me, Keith Urban

  • Misheard: Take your cat and leave my shredder.
  • Real: Take your cap and leave my sweater.

Take a Little Ride, Jason Aldean

  • Misheard: Slide your pretty little cellphone over.
  • Real: Slide your pretty little self on over.

T-Shirt, Thomas Rhett

  • Misheard: We had pantyhose and a view of the parking lot.
  • Real: We had a patio with a view of a parking lot.

Should've Been a Cowboy, Toby Keith

  • Misheard: Wearin' my sex shoes.
  • Real: Wearing my six-shooter.

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