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CMT has a list of the Most Misheard Country Lyrics.Ā Here are a few of my favorites, with the misheard and real lyrics.
Knockin' Boots, Luke Bryan
- Misheard:Ā Yeah, birds need bees / And I sneeze whiskey.
- Real:Ā Yeah, birds need bees / And ice needs whiskey.
I Am That Man, Brooks & Dunn
- Misheard:Ā I am Batman.
- Real:Ā I am that man.
Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash
- Misheard:Ā I'm stuck in wholesome prison.
- Real:Ā I'm stuck in Folsom Prison.
Friends in Low Places, Garth Brooks
- Misheard:Ā I'm not big on sausage gravy.
- Real:Ā I'm not big on social graces.
You'll Think of Me, Keith Urban
- Misheard:Ā Take your cat and leave my shredder.
- Real:Ā Take your cap and leave my sweater.
Take a Little Ride, Jason Aldean
- Misheard:Ā Slide your pretty little cellphone over.
- Real:Ā Slide your pretty little self on over.
T-Shirt, Thomas Rhett
- Misheard:Ā We had pantyhose and a view of the parking lot.
- Real:Ā We had a patio with a view of a parking lot.
Should've Been a Cowboy, Toby Keith
- Misheard:Ā Wearin' my sex shoes.
- Real:Ā Wearing my six-shooter.