It's nice when warehouse stores REALLY lean in to their reputations of selling things in ABSURD quantities.
Sam's Club is now selling a NINE-POUND tub of Oreo frosting. It comes in a giant bucket, and I guess you're supposed to use it to frost like 200 cupcakes...but really, if you're a true lover of Oreo frosting--let's be honest, you'll probably just take it to the couch and eat it straight up with a big wooden spoon.
If you DO take down the entire bucket, you'll consume 16,380 calories...936 grams of fat...1,521 grams of sugar...and hey, 117 grams of protein.
SOURCE: Delish