LOL: What's the "Redneckiest" Thing You've Ever Done?

There was a hilarious Ask Reddit from awhile back that asked, What's the redneckiest thing you've ever done? And, boy, there were some doozies.

A few favorites:

  • Shot at a woodpecker in my underwear.
  • Made s'mores with a Bic Lighter.
  • Super-Glued a backyard wrestling wound shut instead of getting stiches.
  • Cooked roadkill.
  • Went to a wedding where the bride and groom used to be step-siblings.
  • Ate Walmart fried chicken, drank beer, and floated down a river on an inflatable air mattress.
  • Brought two goats home in the back of my Mustang.
  • Had a John Deere tractor-themed wedding.
  • Used a slingshot and dried beans to drive a possum off my porch.
  • Got too drunk to fish.

What's the redneckiest thing YOU have ever done?

SOURCE: Thought Catalog


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