There was a hilarious Ask Reddit from awhile back that asked, What's the redneckiest thing you've ever done? And, boy, there were some doozies.
A few favorites:
- Shot at a woodpecker in my underwear.
- Made s'mores with a Bic Lighter.
- Super-Glued a backyard wrestling wound shut instead of getting stiches.
- Cooked roadkill.
- Went to a wedding where the bride and groom used to be step-siblings.
- Ate Walmart fried chicken, drank beer, and floated down a river on an inflatable air mattress.
- Brought two goats home in the back of my Mustang.
- Had a John Deere tractor-themed wedding.
- Used a slingshot and dried beans to drive a possum off my porch.
- Got too drunk to fish.
What's the redneckiest thing YOU have ever done?
SOURCE: Thought Catalog